Category Archives: amusements

100 Day Challenge: Words #19

We’re almost at the end! Here’s episode 19 (days 91 to 95), the penultimate summary of my 100 day challenge to find words I don’t know. I’m scraping words from https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting and which is also in the OED.

Day Date Word Meaning
91 Thursday 30 January tonitruone ** musical instrument that imitates sound of thunder
92 Friday 31 January sponsalia espousals, marriage
93 Saturday 1 February rhopalic verse in which each word contains one syllable more than the preceding one
94 Sunday 2 February corbeau a dark green colour verging on black
95 Monday 3 February rulley flat four-wheeled wagon for carrying goods

** My favourite of the words presented.

The final episode on Sunday!

February

We’re beginning every month this year with a haiku (or a longer poem made of haiku) relevant to the month.

Valentine

Valentinius –
Not much is known about him,
But all girls love him.

Saint Valentine’s Feast,
On February fourteenth:
Mostly chocolates!

It would make more sense
To honor Aphrodite …
So then, why don’t we?!

[Mark J Halliday]

All the poems can be found online at http://www.haikupoemsandpoets.com.

100 Day Challenge: Words #18

Episode 18 (days 86 to 90), the antepenultimate summary of my 100 day challenge to find words I don’t know. I’m scraping words from https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting and which is also in the OED.

Day Date Word Meaning
86 Saturday 25 January belomancy ** divination by means of arrows
87 Sunday 26 January orf an infectious disease of sheep and goats caused by a poxvirus
88 Monday 27 January fanfaron a blusterer, boaster, braggart
89 Tuesday 28 January schapska a flat-topped cavalry helmet
90 Wednesday 29 shandry a light cart or trap on springs

** My favourite of the words presented.

Next episode in a few days!

100 Day Challenge: Words #17

Episode 17 (days 81 to 85) of my 100 day challenge to find words I don’t know. I’m scraping words from https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting and which is also in the OED.

Day Date Word Meaning
81 Monday 20 January squarrose ** having scales sticking out at right angles
82 Tuesday 21 January rheid a substance which deforms by viscous flow when below its melting point
83 Wednesday 22 January cicisbeo the male companion of a married woman
84 Thursday 23 January slype a covered way or passage, leading from the transept of a cathedral or monastic church and the chapter-house
85 Friday 24 hypsiloid shaped like the Greek letter upsilon

** My favourite of the words presented.

Next episode in a few days!

100 Day Challenge: Words #16

Episode 16 (days 76 to 80) of my 100 day challenge to find words I don’t know. I’m scraping words from https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting and which is also in the OED.

Day Date Word Meaning
76 Wednesday 15 January fiacre a small four-wheeled carriage for hire; a hackney-coach
77 Thursday 16 January sipe to percolate or ooze through
78 Friday 17 January guereza an Ethiopian monkey (Colobus guereza) with long hair and a bushy tail
79 Saturday 18 January phoeniceous of a bright red or crimson colour
80 Sunday 19 January yelt ** a young sow

** My favourite of the words presented.

Next episode in a few days!

100 Day Challenge: Words #15

Episode 15 (days 71 to 75) of my 100 day challenge to find words I don’t know. I’m scraping words from https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting and which is also in the OED.

Day Date Word Meaning
71 Friday 10 January zenzizenzizenzic the square of a square of a square number; the eighth power of a number
72 Saturday 11 January ecdysiast a striptease performer
73 Sunday 12 January brontology scientific study of thunder
74 Monday 13 January vaticide the killing, or killer, of a prophet
75 Tuesday 14 January scop ** an Old English poet or minstrel

** My favourite of the words presented.

Next episode in a few days!

Birthday Meme

So today is “Happy Birthday to Me” day and here’s the traditional birthday meme. Enjoy!

  1. Have you ever been camping? Yes, many times, although not since my teens.
  2. What terrifies you? Dementia; cancer.
  3. Do you like makeup? Not a lot, which is why I never wear any.
  4. What piercings do you have? One, somewhere you don’t want to know about!
  5. Do you fear thunder and lightning? No; thunderstorms are fun.
  6. Do you feel you had a happy childhood? No, I didn’t have a happy childhood, for all sorts of reasons.
  7. Do you go to church every Sunday? No. It’s probably almost 40 years since I went to church on a Sunday.
  8. Do you go in a fast food place or just use the drive thru? Neither; I don’t do fast food.
  9. Do you use the word “hello” daily? Who doesn’t?
  10. Do you like to wear perfume/cologne? No, but I do sometimes wear aftershave.
  11. Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? Yes, she was 9 years older than me (32 to my 23); I learnt a lot and it was fun.
  12. What would you name your future children? Nebuchadnezzar PearDrop and Nefertiti CherryPie. (Oh come on! You mean you didn’t expect a stupid answer?)
  13. Do you wear glasses/contacts? Yes, I’ve worn glasses since I was about 14 and I’ve never wanted to switch to lenses.
  14. Do you have a creed? Yes: “Treat others as you would like them to treat you”.
  15. Do you hold grudges? I try not to; I can think of only two which are mostly still there; both are over 40 years old.
  16. Which are better black or green olives? Both are good; black are better.
  17. Do you have any strange fears? Not that I can think of.
  18. Do you have any strange interests? Don’t think I have any of them either.
  19. Are you envious of anyone? Not really, and certainly not in an overwhelming way.
  20. Is anyone envious of you? I’d say they were fools if they were.
  21. Any specific textures that bother you? The fuzz on peach skin.
  22. Do you ever go barefoot when you’re outside? Yes, quite often in the garden or on the beach.
  23. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Of course.
  24. Favourite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Yes, although I don’t wear shoes often these days, mostly trainers. But I’ve worn the same pair of Clarks deck shoes for well over 10 years (I had them ages before I retired); they’re just so comfortable.
  25. Do you believe in ghosts? Probably maybe.
  26. Do you wear rings? Yes, six of various sorts.
  27. How would you describe your style? Haphazard casual.
  28. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? Why would I need to say anything? Why comment on something perfectly normal?
  29. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes, four. Luckily none of them serious. And, no I wasn’t driving (‘cos I don’t).
  30. Are you very sensitive to smell? I have quite a good sense of smell, but it isn’t sensitive in that there are lots of smells it it recoils from other than ordure.
  31. Do you believe in aliens? Possibly maybe.
  32. What’s your most common mistake? Being truthful; people really don’t like it!
  33. When was the last time you had a portrait taken by a photographer? Laura Dodsworth, October 2016.
  34. Have you ever sat on a roof top? Yes, quite a few times.
  35. Do you like going on airplanes? Yes, I quite like the actual flight (though I used not to) but I hate all the airport hassles.
  36. Do you ever write in pencil any more? Old programmers always write in pencil.
  37. Do you like to organize? I suppose so, I just do it naturally.
  38. Dinosaurs or dragons? Always dragons.
  39. Do you believe in god(s)? No.
  40. Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Many times.
  41. Can you curl your tongue? No; that’s a gene I didn’t inherit.
  42. Opinions on sex before marriage? Where’s the problem?
  43. Have you ever been handcuffed? No.
  44. What do you label yourself as? Village idiot.
  45. How did you get your worst scar? Appendectomy in my late 20s; I think they let the trainees loose on me: huge scar and big blanket stitches to close it.
  46. Do you take vitamins daily? Only vitamin D.
  47. Do you have freckles? No.
  48. Have you ever been to a strip club? No; why would I?
  49. Do you believe in auras? I don’t know; they seem incredibly unlikely but then so do so many things.
  50. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. What are you going to choose? Adnams Dry Hopped Lager or Adnams Ghost Ship.

I must find something a bit more exciting for next year (assuming the Kindly Ones permit me to continue to exist that long).

100 Day Challenge: Words #14

Episode 14 (days 66 to 70) of my 100 day challenge to find words I don’t know. I’m scraping words from https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting and which is also in the OED.

Day Date Word Meaning
66 Sunday 5 January pubarche the first appearance of pubic hair
67 Monday 6 January quinticlave ** upright brass-wind instrument like a keyed bugle
68 Tuesday 7 January tentiginous lust-provoking
69 Wednesday 8 January wherret a sharp blow, particularly a box on the ear or slap on the face
70 Thursday 9 January labiomancy lip reading

** My favourite of the words presented.

Next episode in a few days!

Ten Things: January

This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with January …

Ten Amusing UK Road Names

  1. Frog Hall Lane, California, Surrey
  2. Ha-Ha Road, Greenwich
  3. Minge Lane, Upton upon Severn
  4. Stoat’s Nest Road, Coulsden, Surrey
  5. Titty Ho, Wellingborough, Northants
  6. Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, S.Yorks
  7. Park Butts Ringway, Kidderminster
  8. Dog Kennel Lane, Rickmansworth
  9. No Ditch Bridge, Soham, Cambs
  10. Fanny Street, Shipley

And there are so many more!

100 Day Challenge: Words #13

Episode 12n (days 61 to 65) of my 100 day challenge to find words I don’t know. I’m scraping words from https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting and which is also in the OED.

Day Date Word Meaning
61 Tuesday 31 December rudenture architectural moulding in the shape of a rope
62 Wednesday 1 January libanomancy ** divination by the burning of incense
63 Thursday 2 January limaciform having the form of a slug
64 Friday 3 January breviloquence brevity of speech
65 Saturday 4 January gambrel crooked stick used by butchers for hanging carcasses

** My favourite of the words presented.

Next episode in a few days!