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30 Day Word Challenge: Final Summary

I promised a summary every five days of the words I’ve chosen for my 30 Day Word Challenge. Here’s the final summary.

Day 26. A word that you’d name your memoir: bumf
Day 27. A word from an inside joke: batteries
Day 28. A word that is a palindrome: rotavator
Day 29. A word with several meanings: maroon
Day 30. A word you have always liked: crenelate

So just to recapitulate, here’s my whole list.

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Day 1. A word that makes you happy: picatrix
Day 2. A word that describes your best friend: callipygian
Day 3. A word you always spell wrong on the first try: occasionally
Day 4. A word that reminds you of family: dysfunctional
Day 5. A word for your favourite colour: variable
Day 6. A word you learned from a song: abaft
Day 7. A word that makes you laugh: merkin
Day 8. A word that rhymes with your name: teeth
Day 9. A word that makes you feel smart when you use it: flocculate
Day 10. A word from your favourite sport: wicket
Day 11. A word that annoys you: decimate
Day 12. A word you associate with your birth month: winter
Day 13. A word you learned recently: yellowplush
Day 14. A word with lots of syllables:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Day 15. A word found in your favourite book: rookery
Day 16. A word that describes your pet: varmint
Day 17. A word you have to look up constantly: mondegreen
Day 18. A word you love to say: cunt
Day 19. A word with four vowels in it: constabulary
Day 20. A word you wish more people used: boscage
Day 21. A word you just made up: jamwot
Day 22. A word that is an oxymoron: childproof
Day 23. A word that would be a funny dog name: puss
Day 24. A word from a movie quote: restaurant
Day 25. A word that describes you: fat
Day 26. A word that you’d name your memoir: bumf
Day 27. A word from an inside joke: batteries
Day 28. A word that is a palindrome: rotavator
Day 29. A word with several meanings: maroon
Day 30. A word you have always liked: crenelate

I hope you enjoyed this; I certainly did!

30 Day Word Challenge: Days 21 to 25

I promised a summary every five days of the words I’ve chosen for my 30 Day Word Challenge. Here’s summary #5.

Day 21. A word you just made up: jamwot**
Day 22. A word that is an oxymoron: childproof
Day 23. A word that would be a funny dog name: puss
Day 24. A word from a movie quote: restaurant
Day 25. A word that describes you: fat

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** Actually I cheat slightly: I made up this word some while back. In case you’re wondering a jamwot is an endangered South American arboreal capybara.

Remember, daily posts on Facebook and another summary in five days time.

30 Day Word Challenge: Days 16 to 20

I promised a summary every five days of the words I’ve chosen for my 30 Day Word Challenge. Here’s summary .

Day 16. A word that describes your pet: varmint
Day 17. A word you have to look up constantly: mondegreen
Day 18. A word you love to say: cunt
Day 19. A word with four vowels in it: constabulary
Day 20. A word you wish more people used: boscage

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Remember, daily posts on Facebook and another summary in five days time.

30 Day Word Challenge: Days 11 to 15

I promised a summary every five days of the words I’ve chosen for my 30 Day Word Challenge. Here’s summary .

Day 11. A word that annoys you: decimate
Day 12. A word you associate with your birth month: winter
Day 13. A word you learned recently: yellowplush
Day 14. A word with lots of syllables:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Day 15. A word found in your favourite book: rookery

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Remember, daily posts on Facebook and another summary in five days time.

30 Day Word Challenge: Days 6 to 10

I promised a summary every five days of the words I’ve chosen for my 30 Day Word Challenge. Here’s summary .

Day 6. A word you learned from a song: abaft
Day 7. A word that makes you laugh: merkin
Day 8. A word that rhymes with your name: teeth
Day 9. A word that makes you feel smart when you use it: flocculate
Day 10. A word from your favourite sport: wicket

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Remember, daily posts on Facebook and another summary in five days time.

Ten Things: June

This year our Ten Things series, on the tenth of each month, is concentrating on things which are wackier than usual, if not by much. From odd road names to Christmas carols by way of saints and scientists. So here goes with June …

Ten Humorous Laws

  1. Hanlon’s Razor. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
  2. Hofstadter’s Law. It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter’s Law into account.
  3. Mechanical Repair Law . If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, you will eventually have two of them.
  4. Moer’s Truism. The trouble with most jobs is that the job holder resembles a member of a sled dog team. No one gets a change of scenery except the lead dog.
  5. Mr Cole’s Axiom. The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
  6. Murphy’s Military Law . The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. (right)
  7. Natural Perversity Law. You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
  8. Ralph’s Observation. It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realise that you are in a hurry.
  9. Rudin’s Law. If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.
  10. Stewart’s Law of Retroaction. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

30 Day Word Challenge: Days 1 to 5

I promised a summary every five days of the words I’ve chosen for my 30 Day Word Challenge. Here’s the first summary.

Day 1. A word that makes you happy: picatrix
Day 2. A word that describes your best friend: callipygian
Day 3. A word you always spell wrong on the first try: occasionally
Day 4. A word that reminds you of family: dysfunctional
Day 5. A word for your favourite colour: variable

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Remember, daily posts on Facebook and another summary in five days time.

June

We’re beginning every month this year with a haiku (or a longer poem made of haiku) relevant to the month.

haiga – summer

hot June eventide…
sweltering clouds perspire – drip …
rain to sate the earth

[Geregory R Barden]

All the poems can be found online at http://www.haikupoemsandpoets.com.

30 Day Word Challenge

In the spirit of … oh, I don’t know … having nothing to do, possibly? … I’m going to do this 30 day word challenge. That’ll be a word, as specified in the chart below, each day in June. So we start tomorrow.

With luck I’ll manage to post the requisite word each day here on Facebook. I’m also planning a catch-up post on my blog every 5 days – ie. as we reach the end of each row in the chart.

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I’m not nominating anyone, but of course you’re welcome to play along should you wish. I hope you find it interesting.