If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang ‘cuz sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy’s getting sloppy in the disk and the macro code instruction caused unnecessary risk then you’ll have to flash the mem’y; you’ll want to RAM your ROM so quickly turn it off and be sure to tell your Mom!
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. “You may pass through the pearly gates,” Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells”. Saint Peter said, “You may pass through the pearly gates.” The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties. Saint Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?” The man replied, “They’re Carols”.
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb! Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.” Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle… Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
