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I’m a controversialist and catalyst, quietly enabling others to develop by providing different ideas and views of the world. Born in London in the early 1950s and initially trained as a research chemist I retired as a senior project manager after 35 years in the IT industry. Retirement is about community give-back and finding some equilibrium. Founder and Honorary Secretary of the Anthony Powell Society. Chairman of my GP's patient group.

100 Day Challenge: Words #1

Last Friday, 1 November, I started on a new 100 day challenge which will take us into early February. Each day I have to find a word I don’t know (aka. a new word). Nothing difficult; I don’t have to write a short story using the word or anything like that; I just have to find a word and understand its meaning. Oh and document it!

That last point is where this blog comes in. Every five days – rather than every week so no-one, including me, gets trapped in “it always happens on a Sunday” – I plan to document here the previous five days words. So here we go with the first five words.

Day Date Word Meaning
1 Friday 1 November xanthopsia a visual condition where things appear yellow
2 Saturday 2 November nevosity the state of being speckled or spotted
3 Sunday 3 November alphonsin an instrument used to extract bullets from bodies
4 Monday 4 November alopecoid ** of, or resembling, a fox
5 Tuesday 5 November induviae withered leaves which persist on plants

And in each post I shall asterisk ** my favourite of the words presented.

I’m trawling my words from the seabed using https://randomword.com/ and each day picking one that I find interesting.

Next episode in a few days!

Counters

Each month this year we’re bringing you a post under the general title “Things that Count in [Number]” where [Number] will be the month. And naturally each month’s post will contain the [Number] of items (so just one for January, up to 12 for December).

For our purposes the definition of counting includes things which either come in groups of [Number] (eg. four suits in a pack of playing cards) or things which count in [Number] (eg. decimal coinage counting in tens).

Things which Count in Eleven …

  1. Players in a soccer team
  2. Players in a cricket team
  3. The eleven who went to heaven
  4. Pipers piping
  5. Average years of a sunspot cycle
  6. Points on maple leaf on Canadian flag
  7. Elevens card game
  8. Tracks on Pink Floyd first album Piper at the Gates of Dawn
  9. Shakespeare History plays
  10. Satanic Rules of the Earth
  11. Symptoms of Alcohol Use Disorder

Monthly Links

Being our round-up of links to items you missed the first time – but they’re a bit thin on the ground this month.

Science, Technology, Natural World

An article on the American woman who established industrial medicine and toxicology.

A southern European wasp species (Polistes nimpha, right) has seen in UK for probably the first time.

Should we feed garden birds or not? A BTO researcher weighs the evidence.

Health, Medicine

Transplant of vaginal fluid could help cure bacterial vaginosis.

A look at how Mooncup bust period taboos and built a successful business

Sexuality

Is this sexuality or is it medicine? Anyway it is here … It is suggested that stimulated ovulation (eg. in rabbits) could provide an underlying explanation for female orgasm.

Art, Literature, Language

A look at something we all know … the English language is not normal. [LONG READ]

History, Archaeology, Anthropology

Some recent research suggests that Botswana’s Okavango Delta was the cradle of all living humans.

There is now some debate over whether Neanderthals are the same species as Homo sapiens. It seems to depend on how you define a species.

Aerial geophysics scanning has found 1000 ancient sites on the Scottish island of Arran.

Still in Scotland, some ruins in a Tayside forest may have been illicit 18th century whisky distilleries.

The Museum of London has acquired a silver plate which belonged to diarist Samuel Pepys.

And that’s all for this month, folks!

Auction Amusement

Our local auction house, as I’ve mentioned before, doesn’t seem to be offering so many curiosities, odd assemblages, and the plain weird theses days. Consequently there isn’t so much material for our amusement. Anyway here are the highlights from the last two auctions &ndasah; and as always it is the odd things which get put together as lots which amuse, just as much as the curiosities people sell. And doesn’t the eart sink when you see things like “An interesting lot …” and “blah … blah … etc.”?

A humorous novelty silver ‘Dutch doll’ mechanical sugar nips, with enamelled head. (right)

An interesting academic collection of pre-historic tools including a Cumbrian stone axe c.3500 BC, Niger axe, knife and arrowheads 4th millennium BC, three Pakistan stone arrowheads, an Israel boring tool and arrowheads, a knife and scrapers c.3000 BC.

An interesting lot including an old leather correspondence case containing old pens, postcards, a few coins, a Chinese seal in a box, an early tennis racket, a box containing wrist watches some in original boxes, and a wicker sewing basket containing Robertson Jam figures, scent bottles, etc. and an old Bible and a bag of loose stamps.

Five shelves of mixed china and other wares including a pair of oriental Satsuma vases, an oriental two-handled bowl and large charger in the Imari style, a set of Taunton Vale storage jars, jugs and boxes with covers, figurines, child’s feeding bowl, silhouette in black acorn frame, a pair of brass table lamps and shades, three wrist watches including Seconda, a Professor Dumbledore wand, onyx table lighter and ashtray, magnifying glass, glass vases, part tea set, blue and white jar and cover, a boombox, etc.

A vintage photographic lot including papers, reels, a Contact printer and safelight, a large thermos flask, etc. plus some vintage dressing table items with embroidered decoration including hairbrushes, powder pots and covers, mirrors, etc.

A wicker cased Coracle picnic hamper plus vintage puppets.

A modern sculpture made in papier mache of a mother and child painted green, three vintage suitcases with Cunard White Star labels attached, four brass planters and a selection of vintage walking sticks and canes. (below)

A quantity of CDs from Easy Listening to Black Sabbath.

Eleven Perspex table lamps with ten shades.

Four garden stoneware face masks, a brass shell case, a part tea service decorated with roses, a perfume atomiser etc.

Angling taxidermy: a fine specimen trout in bow-fronted case signed with paper label of J. Cooper & Sons, 28 Radnor Street, St Luke’s, London EC, the glass inscribed “Trout caught on Lough Mask by Alan Rigsby June 1914 wght 4 1/2 lb’s” (below)

Garden ornaments including a Dutch mill, seated hedgehog, two frogs, a small bird bath and a set of scales and weights.

A mixed lot including a bag of glass marbles, an Oriental-style music box, a further wooden music-box, a pair of wooden cat bookends, a pair of wooden teddy bookends, a replica gun, a small quantity of china, a pewter tankard, etc.

Three shelves of mixed items comprising mainly of figurines including Oriental, African carved, modern stylized angels, replica chess pieces, cats; vases including Bretby-style; glass Loetz-style ruby red and painted, a real mixture.

Four shelves of general items including wooden cat figurines, a globe, Christmas decorations, a modern wall clock by In House, a silvered vase, pots, ramekins, a Bosch iron etc. (above)

A floor standing House CD stacking system and CDs. (right)

A mixed lot of interesting vintage items including a straw boater hat by C A Bunn & Co, five metal bike lamps with candles, a quantity of collectors spoons, commemorative mugs including Doulton, a Limoges perfume burner, a glass perfume decanter with gilt stopper, a novelty metal bird cigar piercer, a gilt framed circular print, a perfume bottle and stopper in ebony case, two small circular framed watercolour portraits plus another, a small circular mirror etc.

A quantity of metal ware including two Tilley lamps, a vintage carriage clock, VW camper van accessories, a boat claxon, a tree saw, a quantity of cutlery, glass marbles etc.

A large and impressive carved wood tribal fetish male figure, with snake-like nose and shell eyes, 134 cm high. (right)

A box of face creams, perfume bottles and electrical components.

A Georgian mahogany apothecary’s travelling cabinet, retaining most fittings, several of the bottles with labels of the Glasgow Apothecaries’ Company, with glass mortar, scales, etc., together with a later green glass chemist’s bottle.

A pair of 1930s patent car exhaust terminals in aluminium, each cast as a hound head, with Christie SK 11-12 August 1994 auction catalogue, specifying lot 477 which comprised items of this type; together with a miner’s lamp.

A gas heater, oars and wicker hamper.

A vintage Tudor style doll’s house. (below)

More when we gather a large enough collection of old toot.

Monthly Quotes

This month’s selection of recently encountered quotes …


As someone who escaped the lurid treadmill of life in a circus family I have always had the most disagreeable fear that one day the exploding clown car would come back to haunt me.
[Sir John Major]


Anglo-Saxon words
Refuted by my scrabble app:
Cunt. Quim. (Frig’s OK.)

[@19syllables; https://twitter.com/19syllables/status/1176959628925636608]


Magnus nodded sagely. “The more you see of the world, Alva, the more you will find the line blurred between right and wrong. People move about, taking with them their beliefs, their customs, their language. They blend and meld with the places they settle until it is difficult to determine Viking from Anglo-Saxon, pagan from Christian. We are all growing and changing with every passing moment. And I am by your side. We will be changed by this together.”


[God] just seems very man-made to me. There are so many theories, and not everyone can be right. It’s human nature to need a religious crutch, and I don’t begrudge anyone that. I just don’t need one.
[Janeane Garofalo; Showbiz; 1995]


The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd … The one who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been.


Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy’s Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day’s work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city’s reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.
[PG Wodehouse; The Best of Wodehouse: An Anthology]


Don’t worry … we will be what we need for each other. We will become who we need to be to give each other light.
[Gesshin Claire Greenwood; https://medium.com/@clairegesshin/facing-the-end-of-everything-c3056f44e836]


Life is filled with suffering, but it is also filled with many wonders, like the blue sky, the sunshine, and the eyes of a baby … life is both dreadful and wonderful. To practice meditation is to be in touch with both aspects.
[Thich Nhat Hanh; Being Peace]


If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.
[Nikola Tesla]


Whether the weather be hot,
Or whether the weather be not,
We’ll weather the weather
Whatever the weather
Whether we like it or not!

[unknown]


The standard business model for corporations is to lie, confuse and deny anything that may threaten their profitability.
[Steven Magee]


Ninety percent of what’s wrong with you
could be cured with a hot bath,
says God through the manhole covers,
but we want magic, to win
the lottery we never bought a ticket for.
(Tenderly, the monks chant,
embrace the suffering.) The voice never
panders, offers no five-year plan,
no long-term solution, no edicts from a cloudy
white beard hooked over ears.
It is small and fond and local. Don’t look for
your initials in the geese honking
overhead or to see through the glass even
darkly. It says the most obvious shit,
ie. Put down that gun, you need a sandwich.

[Mary Kerr; VI. Wisdom: The Voice of God]


When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set.
[Lin Yutang]

Eleanor Crosses

Serious historians amongst you will remember that on 28 November 1290 Edward I’s wife, Eleanor of Castile, died at Harby, Nottinghamshire, and Edward decreed that she should be buried in Westminster Abbey, almost 200 miles away.

Eleanor’s body was first moved to Lincoln, about 7 miles away, where she was apparently embalmed. Having buried her viscera (minus her heart) in Lincoln Cathedral on 3 December, Edward and a huge entourage escorted the body to Westminster – a journey which took around 12 days. Eleanor was buried on 17 December.

Just think about that for a minute. The cortège covered some 180+ miles, in early December, on foot and horseback, on almost non-existent roads. They covered about 15-20 miles a day, stopping overnight at major religious houses, where Eleanor’s body could lie with monks or nuns to keep vigil, and where the King could be accommodated. That, plus one suspects the suitability of the roads, determined the non-obvious (to us) route: Lincoln – Grantham – Stamford – Geddington – Hardingstone – Stony Stratford – Woburn – Dunstable – St Albans – Waltham – Westcheap (now Cheapside) – Charing.

Map of overnight stops and Eleanor Crosses

Historians will also know that Edward I decreed that a memorial cross be erected at each of the stopping points – 12 in all. And in true medieval, grieving King style, we’re talking about a substantial memorial 30-40 feet high, richly carved and decorated. These 12 crosses were erected between 1291 and 1295 by established master masons. Records survive of the accounts for many of the crosses and we know that some cost £100 or more each – a vast sum in the 1290s. We also know they were completed before the financial crash of 1297!

Of the original 12 crosses only three now remain; at Geddington, Hardingstone and Waltham. The rest appear to have fallen victim to Oliver Cromwell’s merry men, or just the ravages of time.

[Who said “What about Charing Cross?”. Yes indeed there is an Eleanor Cross outside London’s Charing Cross Station. However: (a) it is a Victorian pastiche, (b) it is fairly well accepted that it is unlikely to be much like the original, (c) the original is known to have been destroyed by Parliamentary forces in 1647 at the height of the Civil War, and (d) it’s in the wrong place.]

Now the awake amongst our long-term readers will recall that I was brought up at Waltham Cross, site of the last of those three surviving crosses. In fact Eleanor’s body lay at the abbey in Waltham, which was in those days a major and influential monastery, (re)founded by King Harold Godwinson (1022-1066) – yes, he who got an arrow in the eye at Hastings. That place is now called Waltham Abbey. But the cross is about 2 miles west at what is now known as Waltham Cross. But why?

There are probably two (maybe more) reasons. Firstly Edward I wanted the memorials to be visible and public, so it didn’t make sense to put them at isolated monasteries. So the cross at Waltham was placed on the nearest “major road” at the junction with the causeway across the marshes to the abbey. Secondly, the abbey at Waltham was indeed rather isolated and in the middle of this swampy piece of marshland at the bottom of the Lea Valley; so the cross had to be built on the nearest sensible piece of stable ground.

Unfortunately I’ve never managed to photograph the cross at Waltham; in my days there it was encumbered by traffic, street furniture, traffic lights, trolleybus wires etc. But here is a recent image with the area round the monument now pedestrianised, and a scan of a glass negative I recently acquired.


Waltham Cross, much restored but now traffic-free (L)
and in an old glass negative of c.1910 (R)
[Left image: Wikimedia]

Until this week I’d never seen the other two original crosses at Hardingstone (just outside Northampton) and Geddington (about 20 miles NE of Northampton). But a few days ago we had the opportunity to go to Northampton. Noreen was meeting her best friend from university, so I had some hours to kill.

On the way into Northampton we stopped at Hardingstone. Unfortunately the cross there is currently shrouded in scaffolding etc. as it is undergoing yet another round of belated restoration.

But why a cross at Hardingstone? Because Eleanor’s body lay overnight on the journey at Delapré Abbey, just a stone’s throw from the cross (which is on the main road) – the old abbey wall runs just beside the cross (just off to the right of my photograph (below). Here the nuns could keep vigil during the night. Meanwhile King Edward lodged at nearby Northampton Castle. So this was an obvious overnight resting place.


Hardingstone Cross currently under wraps (L) and what should be visible (R)
[Images: KCM (L); Wikimedia (R)]

Having dropped Noreen off we went on to Geddington. This is perhaps the best preserved (and least restored?) of the three crosses. Geddington is a tiny village of pretty stone houses and the cross stands in a triangle in the village centre right by the church. (The church itself is interesting as it retains a large element of the Saxon original.) As you can see from the photographs the Geddington cross is very different in style from either Waltham or Hardingstone – much more graceful and fragile in appearance, but just as decorated.

Geddington Cross in the middle of the road
[Image: KCM]

I had puzzled over why there was a cross at Geddington as there was no obvious monastery here. But it turns out there was a royal palace (well at least a hunting lodge; depends who you believe) here, so an easy place for an overnight or two.

Having had a splendid lunch in The Star (also right next to the cross; it’s the building behind the cross in my photo) and looked at the church, we meandered our way back to Northampton; but not without another of Geddington’s delights: the ford, which is right next to the medieval packhorse bridge (now closed to traffic).

Geddington ford
[Image: Wikimedia]

The meander took us via Earl’s Barton for a quick look at the church. This is notable for its stunning Saxon tower. The body of the church, and the battlements on the tower, are medieval additions. But that tower is quite something, although as time was ticking on I couldn’t dwell long enough to take much in the way of photos.

Earl’s Barton church
[Image: KCM]

Having collected Noreen and after a stop for much needed coffee and cake, we made our way back to London, by a different route. It was a long day, and we packed a lot in. But if possible it’s a trip we’ll be doing again, hopefully when the Hardingstone Cross is once more unwrapped.

100 Days of Haiku, Episode the Last

This is the final episode, covering the last couple of days, of my 100 Days of Haiku challenge. And not soon enough, they all say! Anyway here’s the final round-up.

Monday 7 October
Nudity and sex
need openness, not taboo.
Healthy benefits.

Tuesday 8 October
Silent summer night
and a fox trots up the street,
snack sensor a-twitch.

Bonus
Turkish delight, such
subtly flavoured sweetmeat.
Seraglio’s best.

Here’s the tally of progress by week:

Week Haiku
Written
1 16
2 28
3 33
4 26
5 26
6 27
7 28
8 24
Week Haiku
Written
9 28
10 18
11 26
12 22
13 27
14 23
15 13
Total 365



So what now? Well … First of all I might put together a “Best of …” my 100 Days Haiku. The 365 written contain a lot of dross, and a few good ones that haven’t made the cut here. I shall see if I find any point doing this and then if I get to do it. Secondly, I have another 100 Day challenge lined up; I may delay strating it until the start of next month. So watch this space.

Meanwhile I hope this series provided some amusement – in whatever way!

Ten Things, October

This year our Ten Things series is focusing on each month in turn. The Ten Things may include facts about the month, momentous events that happened, personal things, and any other idiocy I feel like – just because I can. So here are …

Ten Things about October

  1. Noreen’s birthday
  2. My late Mother’s birthday
  3. Birthstone: Opal
  4. Halloween
  5. End of summertime on last Sunday
  6. Eighth month of Roman year
  7. St Luke’s Day
  8. English Pudding Season starts
  9. Greenwich Mean Time introduced 1884
  10. Battle of Hastings 1066 (above)

100 Days of Haiku, Episode 14

So here we are at the penultimate instalment of our 100 Days of Haiku challenge. The 100th day is Tuesday 8 October and I’ll post the final results in the middle of next week. Meanwhile here is this week’s offering.

Monday 30 September
Felines emitting
zonkons. No wonder I sleep
all the afternoon.

Tuesday 1 October
Autumn eastern sky;
only two stars, just visible.
Too much urban light.

Wednesday 2 October
Life is suffering
but filled with such wonders:
blue sky and lightning.

Thursday 3 October
Sink and ye shall find,
the tap it is a-dripping.
Plumber required.

Friday 4 October
2AM. She sleeps.
I enjoy a quiet wank.
Ah! So much better.

Saturday 5 October
Three eager felines
awaiting their bowls of cod.
No need to wash up.

Sunday 6 October
October tolls the knell
of distant summer days, and
winter soon to come.

Here’s the tally of progress by week:

Week Haiku
Written
1 16
2 28
3 33
4 26
5 26
6 27
7 28
8 24
Week Haiku
Written
9 28
10 18
11 26
12 22
13 27
14 23
15  
Total 352


Final instalment in a few days.