Soheil Rezayazdi has suggested the following Nihilistic Password Security Questions:

• What is the name of your least favourite child?
• In what year did you abandon your dreams?
• What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?
• At what age did your childhood pet run away?
• What was the name of your favourite unpaid internship?
• In what city did you first experience ennui?
• What is your ex-wife’s newest last name?
• What sports team do you fetishise to avoid meaningful discussion with others?
• What is the name of your favourite cancelled TV show?
• What was the middle name of your first rebound?
• On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?
• When did you stop trying?

Lots stupidity in this vein over at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.