Another selection of amusing and/or inspiring quotes encountered in the last few weeks. In no particular order …
Successful psychopaths are going to end up in all the high end jobs, in charge of companies, making millions. The unsuccessful psychopaths are the ones that end up in jail.
[Amy Jones, Liverpool Hope University]
Hope (apathy), is the greatest evil of all. Hope is apathy because hope is doing nothing while hoping that someone else (person, god, chance) will rescue you. The Greeks understood this. Some time in the last 2,000 years, hope stopped being evil, and turned into a good thing.
[unknown]
Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.
[AA Milne]
[Politicians] talk like the priests of an oriental church, in a Coptic language based on scripture we’re too uneducated to understand.
[Armando Iannucci on the Scottish referendum; Observer; 21/09/2014]
Be very, very careful what you put into that head, because you’ll never, ever get it out.
[Cardinal Wolsey]
Whatever it is you’re seeking won’t come in the form you’re expecting.
[Haruki Murakami]
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
[Frank Zappa]
I don’t understand why when we destroy something created by man we call it vandalism, but when we destroy something created by nature we call it progress.
[Ed Begley Jr]
The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, answered:
“Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
[Aldous Huxley ]
Where, after all, do universal human rights begin? In small places, close to home — so close and so small that they cannot be seen on any maps of the world … Without concerned citizen action to uphold them close to home, we shall look in vain for progress in the larger world.
[Eleanor Roosevelt]
Oh to be fish again now the nymphs are here.
[unknown]