Jokes from our Christmas Crackers.

Q: How do snowmen get around?
A: On their icicle.

Q How can you tell a snowman from a snow-woman?
A: Snowballs

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsilitis.

[With thanks to Sophie Clissold]