This year our Ten Things series – which surprisingly appears on the tenth of each month – continues concentrating on the amusing, both real and fictional. So this month we have …
Ten Organisations I Invented
- Badger and the Road Kill; third rate 70s rock group
- Beaver & Dyke; pub
- Blunder & Bust; accountants to the impoverished
- Forced Rhubarb; female barbershop singers
- Gortmore Mews; merchant bank
- Interbap; Russian state bakers
- Kidney, Scrotum & Codd; debt collectors
- Snottwright & Wedge; builders
- Virgins in Paradise; Islamic girl band (right)
- Wackford Squeers and the Cheeryble Brothers; gothic Motown rock band