This month’s Ten Things brings something completely different …
For many years I have noted many imaginary — totally fictional — names of virtual people as they have happened across my brain. As I am now unlikely to every write a sci-fi or fantasy novel (or indeed any fiction) I bring you a selection for your amusement.
10 Imaginary people:
- Merkin Hick; American backwoodsman
- Armin Plaastar; Dutch; ski instructor
- Geisha Bottle (actually more likely Gaysha); East-End 6-year-old; sister of Chardonnay-Madonna Bottle
- Ii Ng; Japanese; fashion designer
- Mugg O’Teaghe; Irish; builder
- Sir Chiltern Waternut; retired ambassador
- Willie P Gentleigh; private detective
- Constant Lambing; farmer
- Mangoe Stikky; rapper
- Leena Stagarova; Soviet gymnast
GOK what this says about the state of my brain!