Christmas is coming, although I can’t comment on the obesity of the geese, so this month our ten things are …
Ten Truly Dreadful Cracker Jokes
“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.”
“Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”- What has four legs but can’t walk?
A table! - What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis! - What do crackers, fruitcake and nuts remind me of?
You! - What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show. - What’s round and bad tempered?
A vicious circle - On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
The outside. - What happened when Santa went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker. - Why doesn’t Santa suffer from claustrophobia when climbs down the chimney?
Because has had his flue jab. - What do you call the chicken that’s crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Well what do you really expect round here? Surely not academic rigour?
Disgraceful