Today I made an Astonishing discovery. I can’t claim I’m the first as someone obviously got there before me. What is it?

Tomatoes have bones!

They must have. Because this morning I found this tin of Tomato Fillets in my local supermarket.

I mean if tomatoes don’t have bones, how can you fillet them?

Most curious.

I shall open the tin with curiosity … and some caution just in case they’re on springs as well.