One of the things I keep half an eye out for is humorous news headlines, especially on the BBC News website. Here are a few of this years favourites (all except the last from the BBC).

Camper, 55, is airlifted off peak
What would the peak period fare have cost him?
 
Paper boy praised for saving pensioner
How do you get the pensioner in your piggy bank?
 
Hogmanay bells ring in new babies
I do hope the bells are surgically removed, or is this the cause of Scots’ short life expectancy?
  
The Flashier the Tit, the Stronger the Sperm
Say no more!