Some of the odder headlines I’ve seen this week (mostly perpetrated by the BBC) …
Green custard thrown at Mandelson
the mind boggles
Arrest in Mandelson custard probe
and the mind boggles even more
TV magician Ali Bongo dies
nah, you’re ‘avin a giraffe!
Modular Windows plan welcomed
yeah, it’s called double-glazing these days
Swiss blackmail gigolo jailed
but why would the Swiss be blackmailing a gigolo to start with?
Moyes unhappy with Wembley semi
well they’re good enough for the rest of us …
Twitter made me lunch
well at least it’s good for something!
Sea rise to exceed projections
we have a logic problem!?
Indian police enrol rat recruits to fight mice army
sounds more Irish than Indian to me
Deep water fish decline concerns
so deep water fish are fed up with the nanny state too!
Conference on Vikings at Cambridge University
I didn’t know CU was that old