Advice to Vultures: Avoid Spanish Livestock
Why only vultures?

Color-Coordinated Courtship
I’ll only like you if your pink bra looks good with my pink jock-strap

Agreement reached in tram talks
Didn’t know trams could talk?

Armenia row
It’s a turning off Acacia Avenue, Neasden isn’t it?

Plea for clean coal investment
Yeah, it needs therapy to make it’s mind wholesome

Deadly stampede at Pope speech
One assumes they were trying to escape?

Call for clearer green labelling
If the labelling is more transparent won’t it be harder to read?

Dead girl given truancy warning
Wewl, logic innit, she weren’t at skool!

Therapists offer gay treatment
And the next act will be the Singing Postman

God will not give happy ending
So why bother with him then?