Came across these the other day.

Things are now so bad with the credit crunch that women are having sex with their husbands, because they can’t afford the price of batteries!

What’s the capital of Iceland? About £4.20

You know there’s a credit crunch on, when you go to the cash point and the machine asks if you can spare some change…

I bought an advent calendar from Woolworths yesterday – but all the windows on it are boarded up!

Well they amused me! For about 10 seconds.